Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
ROBERT CHARLEBOIS
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
" The trouble was that bus service was very bad between Zaire and Gabon.  The roads were not good, and neither were the facilities for obtaining drinking water, or for eating a meal, or for staying the night, or for buying groceries, or pharmaceuticals, or clothing, or lamp fuel, or reading and writing materials.  Twenty years of that was all he could take and then he died."
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
" (See Table 4 for a breakdown of his various activities.)"
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
(yes, that is my greeting)
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
And it wasn't capitalized!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
No it wasn't!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It was quotationmarked!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I am reading this elaborate spoof article that was published in this science magazine once.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It's hilarious - in a verbose and scientific sort of way.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Start Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose-picking
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I'll start wherever I want!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I actually started from the Wikipedia article about 'boogers'.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
And from there I ended up reading about exploding whales.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
And this elaborate humour article!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
The wikipedia article about boogers, by the way, is responsible for this gem: 
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
"Mucus dries around the particle and, much like a pearl forming in an oyster, hardens into a booger."
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Hahaha! Good analogy, actualy
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
True.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I love looking in the more obscure and absurd Wikipedia articles
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It's a regular comedy Goldmine!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
"Mucophagy (literally snot-eating, also referred to colloquially as picking one's nose and eating it although the nose itself is not actually eaten)"
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I guess you can't really write about these things without a touch of humour, neh.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Definitely.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Hehehe, I can just picture some olderly scholar attentively writing about boogers, with his brow frowned in a serious concentration.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
;D
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
He'd analyse the etymology of the word, and try to divine the meaning of its symbolism in modern culture.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Then he would laboriously and painstakingly compile a comprehensive study
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
comparing, say, booger size, occurrence, colour, shape, length, and taste amongst a population of 1000 individuals.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Also: why kids are so obsessed in universily finding these funny..
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Then, having finished his task, he sits back, lights a pipe, and smokes contentedly.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Pouf, pouf, pouf.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Ahem:
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
"If we can demonstrate that nose-picking varies with resource levels, we will have shown a possible mechanism whereby such behavior could have been selected for.  There are two questions that we will address:  (1) what does the fossil record tell us about the possible evolution of this behavior, and  (2) does nose-picking increase or decrease as a correlate of any natural cycle of food availabilit
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Further in the article: 
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
"This large-snouted anthropoid actually attempted bipedalism, but its nasal orbit size had expanded to such a degree that it was subject to things flying into its nose, like the small Miocene lake birds that were as common as fleas.  Every time it tried to stand up, something would fly into its nose, and so it went extinct."
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
http://www.calflora.net/primatenooz/nosepicking.html
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Holy cow, you have inflated a bunch of nothing into a large paragraph! You, sure, will BREEZE through college.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
sure= sir
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Sure works fine too
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
It does? Hooray!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Well, sans commas.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Yes.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I love this article, by the way. It's the kind of humour that I really enjoy.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Heh, I can see why.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Humour phrased in intellectual and scientific stuff.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
A bit too... pointlessly dense for me, but neh.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I guess that's why I'm predisposed towards mining Wikipedia and such for comedy, as opposed to Somethingawful
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It's that they usually don't intend to be funny, and when they do, couch it in verisimilitude.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I like my thinks less subtle! I am a crappy intellectual, hehe.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
my things.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Philistine! You have no taste! Harharhar!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I will crush you under my effete intellectualism and my knowledge of literary minutiae!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
And my overly verbose and Byzantine phrasing!
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I retort with sprite comics!
http://www.nuklearpower.com/latest.php
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
You know, I've never read 8-bit theatre!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I should.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Well this particular episode is a lot more absurde then usual.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
But yeah, it IS incredibly popular for a reason.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Awww, really?
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Actually, it depends.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I like this episode.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
heehehe!
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I wished I had thought of "drowning in fire"...
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
That's a good one.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
" Dr. Emory became convinced that nose-picking for the mountain gorillas was not just a dietary phenomenon, but a psychiatric one.  She came to believe that it was therapeutic for the animals to pick their noses, and that certain animals offered their noses up for social picking much as a psychiatrist might offer to absorb the pain and confusion of a sick patient."
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Actually, this article is a lot less dense than a lot of the scientific articles I've read.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I once tried to read (with the help of a trained scientist) a scientific article on evolution.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
where'd you find a trained scientist ?
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
And basically it said EVERYTHING that I already knew -basic SIMPLE CONCEPTS - in text that was virtually UNREADABLE
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Oh, I was on a field trip
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
With my Environmental Sciences class.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Ah.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
I think higher studies just show you how to speak in a way people who have done higher studies can understand you.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Somewhere there is the Ultimate Scholar.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Nobody has studied higher than he.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Only himself can comprehend what he writes or say.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Consequently, he is universally regarded as an absolute lunatic.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
No no no! He has degrees and certificats, so he is universally regarded as the greatest genius ever, and he is just a tiny bit "exentric".
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Ah, of course. My mistake.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
No, people will obviously regard his writings (for the Ultimate Scholar does not communicate otherwise, being too Ultimate for mere speech) as some sort of sacred text.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
The fact that we cannot comprehend them proves that they are divine.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
Hence there is a new science created strickly devoted to the study of the Ultimate Scholar.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It's called Ultimatology.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Someday, this Ultimate Scholar will produce a final work.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
It'll be called his Ultimatum.
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
It will be about boogers.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!~
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
*hi fives*
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Great way to top it off!
Post-Apocalyptic; "Refuse And Obey !" says:
hehehe!
It also lets us move on to other things!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Yes!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Like A.T.!
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Which I find strangely familiar for some reason
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I think you may have sent me an un-texted sample once
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
Or perhaps that was another episode.
Acolyte of Death - "Haha! You eat bugs!" says:
I don't know.